boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
Cats in piles
"You’d kill for a chocolate bar."
me and my friends
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.