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31 minutes ago with 184,465 notes / via: lorrettadicketownnl source: ruinedchildhood

evilblogger:

boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory

38 minutes ago with 81,627 notes / via: melp0mene source: evilblogger

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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45 minutes ago with 353,426 notes / via: lizachulyons source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

51 minutes ago with 46,856 notes / via: sassybraavosi source: awwww-cute

helyon:

finally.

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58 minutes ago with 58,969 notes / via: nsome source: medicinalcocaine

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2 hours ago with 163,141 notes / via: harmlesstea source: stephaniesearches

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

2 hours ago with 751,202 notes / via: gaiusthegenius source: amoracomplex-deactivated2014031

ydrill:

Cats in piles

22 hours ago with 75,730 notes / via: etharei source: ydrill
adorable -

singfromthehair:

"You’d kill for a chocolate bar."

23 hours ago with 587 notes / via: ikilledprincesspeach source: singfromthehair

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

1 day ago with 64,998 notes / via: lizachulyons source: aroseforalice

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

1 day ago with 71,928 notes / via: illustriousintheextreme source: jaclcfrost

kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

image

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1 day ago with 409,864 notes / via: uncontrolledexperiment source: thebraavosi