"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires