Why Doctor Oswald you are hilarious.
Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween.
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
"Maybe you should start doing things a little differently."