"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
THIS ACCOUNT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
when you get a message on tumblr and you don’t know how to reply
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
this is the only frozen-related gifset you’ll ever need
“Somewhere my 7th grade teacher is crying tears of joy” (x)
THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I FUCKING HATE YOU ASSHOLES
they are 10 year old boys trapped in the bodies of pagan gods